Tyson Is Gone Like Chicken Parmesan

Adieu to you, newest former Bull Tyson Chandler.

We in Chicago appreciated your work ethic and that you tried. Oh how you tried. We wish you the best of luck in Charl... er... New Orlean... er... Oklahoma City with Chris Paul and the rest of the buzzing pests. I will miss your tattoos and your record setting foul outs.

A hearty welcome to P.J. Brown. P.J., may your wrinkles and arthritis bring wisdom and leadership to young Luol Daaaaaang, Ben "The Closer" Gordon, The Heinrich Manuever, The Noche, and new Bulls TyThom and Thabo Sefolo-Shha-mone-ah.

Hello to another yung-gun J.R. Smith. J.R., may you ride the bench and/or get traded and/or give us someone to cheer for in the dunk contest. Or maybe Skiles can motivate you in ways Byron Scott couldn't conjure up. Who knows. Either way I don't really care, just don't get in anybody's way.

11 Game Season Ticket Plan: here I come.